Craig

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 05:45:34 GMT

i happen to be THE coolest person in THE entire world.. except for maybe chelsea.

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 05:14:48 GMT

CHELSEA IS THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. times infinity. plus one. more than you can ever say.. again.

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 05:11:38 GMT

hi, this is craig.
and i completely love chelsea jordan. almost more than anyone else in the entire world.
this is craig. who secretly loves to have his nails painted by the two best girls in the world. pink and sparkly.
yes.
i love chelsea.

edit:
Jamie's better.

Story Time

Fri, 05 Sep 2003 04:41:25 GMT

The Tale of the Herring and the Goat

One day, not too long ago,there lived on a huge mountain top, a little goat. This little goat was no ordinary goat. This goat had a curse that was casted apon him by an evil witch doctor lady named forktoad. One day when the goat was walking along the mountain side, he stopped and dipped his head down to eat a patch of grass. Unfortunity for him, this was sacred grass, the same grass that forktoad used for her evil spells. When forktoad saw the goat eating her special grass, she casted a spell on him. This was one spell of a horrible sort. It made the goat unable to chew with his mouth closed. Not only that, but he made a most deturbing noise when he chewed, that would send even the most optimistic creatures running for the hills. As you can amagin, the the goat lost all his friends, and had no chance of making any new ones because of the sound of his chew. The goat grew very sad and had almost given up hope on life, almost. But when he lessed expected it, he met someone who would change his life. The other day when he was eating grass on his own little mountain, a nice herring came up to him to say hello. The goat was so stunned that this creature had come up to him, he quickly said "Aren't you terrified of this hideous noise that i make?" A confused look came across the herrings face. "I'm sorry sir, but i am deaf, i cannot hear a sound in the world." A big smile made its was from ear to ear on the goats face. "That is great!" the goat said very excitedly. The harring had learned how to read lips as a young boy, since he was deaf ever since he was born, so he understood what he had said. "Really? Most people dont want to be my friend because i cant hear what they are saying." said the harring. "Most people dont want to be my friend because of the annoying noise i make, but since you cant hear it, we'll be great friends." "I'm so glad i met you," said the hearring. "Same here, buddy, same here."

The End

More stuff

Fri, 05 Sep 2003 02:22:22 GMT

Thursday is here, its about 7:20 right now. Story comes in about an hour an a half, i still have no idea what its gonna be about. We'll see, I'm sure your all dying to know, aren't you? Yeah right, 2 people will read it, i know who you are. School is so boring, i can hardly stay awake. But the good news is i haven't had any homework yet, aren't i so lucky? Next post will contain the story, so get ready. Bye

School

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 05:21:58 GMT

First day of school, yay. Actually it wasn't bad, school is school. Most people i talked to where all stressing out or something, i couldn't figure that one out. Its like they were going to school for the first time. I sure hope i have people in my core classes that i could stand to be with. It doesn't help that i have all of the classes on the same day. If not, I'll probably end up sitting in a corner by myself and if someone i cant stand even looks at me I'll give em the "evil glair" and they'll know not to mess with me. If they dont get the message, ill just kick their ass. No, not really, but its fun to pretend. I have had "Mrs. Robinson" stuck in my head this entire day. Just the "do do do do do do do do do do do do do" part, not any of the words. That was my theme song of the day, because that one part just seems like traveling music, and i found myself walking around in circles today. Anyways, today is tuesday, i got, what, 3 days, 2 days till thursday. I dont know how to count now a days. I have no idea what the story is going to be about, I'm sure I'll think of it all off the top of my head in like 5 minutes and people will say its the best story they've ever read. So long, fair well, auf wiedersehen, good night, i hate to go and leave this pretty sight.......... but i must, bye.

A Little Advise

Sun, 31 Aug 2003 05:37:23 GMT

Anyone been to the Zumiez at Bell Square? I went there today to do a little cloths shopping. I am never going to that store ever again. If you like people hassling and basically being your little shopping companion, go there. I swear, all 10 people that were working there came up to me at least twice during the time i was in there. All saying "Can i help you?" or "What are we looking for today." Oh, and this one guy, try to avoid him at all costs, even though I don't think thats possible. This guy, after i cleared told him to leave me alone, still had the nerve to come up to me at least 6 times, telling me that the jeans were on sale, 2 pairs for 50 bucks. I told him every time that I had just come from JC Penny's and gotten 3 pairs for like 15 bucks each, I dont want your stupid jeans. When I shop, which is basically once a year, I liked to be left alone, just look for things myself. But this guy would not leave me alone. Once I started looking for shirts, this guy was pulling all these different shirts off the racks, saying how much he loved this brand or how this was a great shirt. Then i went for the sweatshirts, and he was back again. Same thing happened with the shoes. By the way, all this was happening while the store played the Justin Timberlake album and he was singing all the songs the whole time. I finally got out of that store with a pair of shoes, two sweatshirts and four shirts, and I never looked back. If happen to be in Bell Square, do not go to Zumiez, go to Pac Sun instead. Those are some ok people, at least the dont hassle you the whole time. OH, i need a hat badly. I didnt want to spend another minute in that store, so I left without one. I will definitely have one by the time school starts, but i dont have one yet. I feel naked without my hat. I plan on getting one tomorrow, but you never know, I might not. If I dont have one by the time school starts, and you see me without a hat on, you can hit me or something. But I dont think that will happen. Well, its about that time of the hour, actually, its only 10:33, and I'll be up for another four hours, but I'm too lazy to right more. Story is on Thursday at 9, dont forget. I have no ideas yet, but I'm sure that will change after school starts. That will get the old brain start ticking again.

Corrections

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:38:13 GMT

Apparently SOME people are a little bit confused. Only the story's will be posted on thursdays at 9. There will be other posts during the week. Stuff like random thoughts and random information. Anything i can think of, I'll write it down.

Introduction

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:13:36 GMT

Alrighit, so once a week I've decided to write a story. One that is completely random. It might have some truth to it, or have come from a personal experience. It might be about a kangaroo trying to hitchhike his way from Western Europe to the ports of Hong Kong. You just never know. I'll post some ideas during the week that i might be writing about, or just random thoughts. Bug me if i miss a week, but not too much. Chances are i just forgot, and everyone could use a FRIENDLY reminder once an awhile. These story's will be posted every Thursday night, around 9ish. Hope you like them, please give me some feedback after you read them if you would be so kind.