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[13 Nov 2003|09:38pm] i happen to be THE coolest person in THE entire world.. except for maybe chelsea. Throw an egg

[13 Nov 2003|09:14pm] CHELSEA IS THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. times infinity. plus one. more than you can ever say.. again. Throw an egg

[13 Nov 2003|09:07pm] [ mood | loving chelsea ] [ music | a song i'm making up about loving chelsea ] hi, this is craig. and i completely love chelsea jordan. almost more than anyone else in the entire world. this is craig. who secretly loves to have his nails painted by the two best girls in the world. pink and sparkly. yes. i love chelsea. edit: Jamie's better. Throw an egg

Story Time [04 Sep 2003|08:53pm] The Tale of the Herring and the Goat One day, not too long ago,there lived on a huge mountain top, a little goat. This little goat was no ordinary goat. This goat had a curse that was casted apon him by an evil witch doctor lady named forktoad. One day when the goat was walking along the mountain side, he stopped and dipped his head down to eat a patch of grass. Unfortunity for him, this was sacred grass, the same grass that forktoad used for her evil spells. When forktoad saw the goat eating her special grass, she casted a spell on him. This was one spell of a horrible sort. It made the goat unable to chew with his mouth closed. Not only that, but he made a most deturbing noise when he chewed, that would send even the most optimistic creatures running for the hills. As you can amagin, the the goat lost all his friends, and had no chance of making any new ones because of the sound of his chew. The goat grew very sad and had almost given up hope on life, almost. But when he lessed expected it, he met someone who would change his life. The other day when he was eating grass on his own little mountain, a nice herring came up to him to say hello. The goat was so stunned that this creature had come up to him, he quickly said "Aren't you terrified of this hideous noise that i make?" A confused look came across the herrings face. "I'm sorry sir, but i am deaf, i cannot hear a sound in the world." A big smile made its was from ear to ear on the goats face. "That is great!" the goat said very excitedly. The harring had learned how to read lips as a young boy, since he was deaf ever since he was born, so he understood what he had said. "Really? Most people dont want to be my friend because i cant hear what they are saying." said the harring. "Most people dont want to be my friend because of the annoying noise i make, but since you cant hear it, we'll be great friends." "I'm so glad i met you," said the hearring. "Same here, buddy, same here." The End 5 cats attacked Throw an egg

More stuff [04 Sep 2003|07:17pm] Thursday is here, its about 7:20 right now. Story comes in about an hour an a half, i still have no idea what its gonna be about. We'll see, I'm sure your all dying to know, aren't you? Yeah right, 2 people will read it, i know who you are. School is so boring, i can hardly stay awake. But the good news is i haven't had any homework yet, aren't i so lucky? Next post will contain the story, so get ready. Bye Throw an egg

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